One very late night at Bruces' camp in clam harbour, we were bored and decided we would play snakes and ladders. That got old very quickly. However we began to notice some very funny looking illustrations on the game board, we proceeded to interpret these. Anyway, it was quite hilarious at the time, although it would seem stupid... well actualy it was stupid. Here follow the interpretations of raving lunatics.

By: Mike, Brad, Nicole, Dane, Jennifer and Madelaine

Ladders

· If you help a little crying girl you will become a lesbian.
· If you help push a cart, thus cart will run you over.
· If you study an old man will give you a bible.
· If you dive in a pool you get an apron.
· If you share your bread you get a hoola hoop.
· If you eat hot chilli peppers you get a trike.
· If you cry into a bowl you get a sailboat.
· If you touch an old lady you get tea.

Snakes

· If you run with veggies you will be caught by the police.
· If you walk during the winter you will end up on a bench.
· If you fight, the snakes will eat your eyes.
· If you kick a stool your foot will hurt.
· If you eat apples you will become Hitler.
· If you don’t eat roast beef you will be fed to man eating snakes.
· If you climb a tree you will drown.
· If you don’t study you will become homeless.
· If you cheat you will be caned by Waldo.
· If you give a stranger a present you will be molested be said stranger.
· If you walk on the beach during a hurricane you will be pelted with hail.